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【看影片學英文】第一次的性Parents Talk to Their Kids About Sex for the First Time

Do you know why we’re here today? 你知道今天來這裡幹嘛嗎?
Uh, for a video? 看影片?
We are gonna talk about where babies come from. 我們要聊聊小嬰兒是從哪來的
Do you know anything about intercourse? 妳有聽過性交嗎?
So…um 呃…
Today we are gonna talk about how babies are made and where they come from. 我們今天要談談寶寶是怎麼蹦出來的
Would you like to know how babies are made? 你想知道小寶寶是怎麼做出來的嗎?
Made of water. Humans are made of water. 用水做的 人都是用水做的
-I knew it. -Yeah, that’s true. -我已經知道了 -對,你說得沒錯
-From God. -From God? -從上帝那兒來的 -從上帝那兒來的?
-I thought it was because of God that send us down into your stomach to be born. -To be born? -上帝把我送到媽媽肚子裡 再被生出來 -被生出來?
Sperm, egg, collide, blah blah blah. 精子、卵子、碰撞 巴拉巴拉巴拉
What do you mean “Sperm, egg, collide?” 你說「精子、卵子、碰撞」是什麼意思?
Where did you learn that from? 誰教你這些的?
Nick, duh. 當然是尼克囉
Who’s Nick? 尼克是誰?
My brother. 我哥
And what did he tell you? 他都跟你說了什麼?
Bad stuff. 色色的壞東西
What makes me a man and what makes mom a woman? 媽媽跟我的差別在哪裡?
Uh, you have bigger hands than her? 你的手比她大?
There’s some kind of hole here, like an igloo. 這裡有個洞 像冰屋一樣
Oh, okay. 噢! 是嗎
So Miles, you know that me and momma are girls. 麥爾 你知道我跟媽媽都是女生
Yes. 我知道
Do you know…is there a specific body part that you know for… 那你知道身體的哪個部位是用來…
The place between the mommy’s legs. 媽咪兩腿之間的地方
Oh, the “vangina, right? 喔 「引道」對嗎?
The vangina? 「引道」?
You know, it’s called a vagina. 那叫「陰道」
Ah!!! 啊!! 我不要聽
Okay. 好吧
How do you pronounce it? Did I say it right? 怎麼唸? 我有唸對嗎?
It’s called the vagina. 「陰道」
Vangina vangina. 引道、引道
-Vagina. -Vagina. -陰道 -陰道
-Yeah. -Vagina. -對 -陰道
How do you say it? 再唸一次
How did your Tia Alice have her baby? 蒂亞阿姨的寶寶怎麼來的?
She came out of her butt. 從她的屁股出來的
Her butt? 從屁股?
Does it come through the bottom? The butt? 寶寶是從屁股來的嗎?
It came out of her vagina. 寶寶是從陰道出來的
That’s weird. 好奇怪喔
So when two people are in love, 如果兩人彼此相愛
Don’t say that again. 不要說了!!
Okay. No more love. 好 不說愛這個字了
Melody, when… 梅樂蒂 當…
two adults want to have a child, they have to 兩個大人想要一個寶寶時 他們就要
work together? 一起合作?
-Work together? -Work together. Yes. -一起合作? -一起合作 沒錯
-I said no more love mentioned. -No more love, all right. We are gonna use another word. -不要再說「愛」這個字 -好 不說了 我們用別的東西來代替
-Mommy and Daddy hang out. -No, not. -媽咪和爹地一起出去玩 -不 我不要聽
-The woman has an egg. -An egg? -媽媽有顆卵子 -卵子?
Yes.
The mom provides an egg, and, and dad provides his sperm. 媽媽提供卵子 爸爸提供精子
Do you know where the sperm comes from? 你知道精子從哪來的嗎?
Or where does it come out? 精子從哪邊出來?
I don’t know. 不知道
The sperm comes out from your penis. (whisper) 從你的陰莖跑出來的
And when he releases that fluid, when they’re having sex, when they’re making love, that makes a baby, 上床的時候,爸爸釋放液體,寶寶是這麼來的
-I don’t like that. -Okay. -我不想說了 -沒問題
They don’t like that. I don’t like that. 孩子很尷尬 我也好尷尬
And when that sperm come out of dad’s penis, and mom’s body, that it makes, sometimes it can make a baby. 當精子從爸爸的陰莖跑出來 進到媽媽身體裡 有時候就可以做出寶寶來
I did not know that. 我之前都不知道
You do not know that? 是嗎?
There’s lots of lots sperms, floating around 有很多精子漂浮在這裡
How…um…how does, like the penis get to it? The vagina. 怎麼把…陰莖放到裏面去? 陰道裡面
We wanna talk about…it medically? That mommy’s a nurse? 媽咪是護士 講給你聽好嗎?
-I do not even know that mean. -You know what mommy does, right? -護士是什麼? -你知道媽咪的工作吧?
And then how does daddy give the sperm to mommy? 那爹地要怎麼把精子給媽咪?
Uh…they have sex. 做愛
What?! 你說什麼?!
I told you Nick told me a lot stuff. 就說尼克告訴我很多壞壞的事
-So mommy and daddy got together, and we took off all our clothes, -Oh! oh -媽咪和爹地在一起 然後脫光衣服 -唉唷! 噢
And we got inside to the blanket, so we were really warm. 再裹到毯子裡 暖暖的很舒服
And then mommy and daddy did a special dance, and there you were. 媽咪和爹地跳了一支特別的舞 之後你就出現了
That’s how you are made. 你就是這樣來的
Oh my gosh, that is really really really nobody thinks of where they come from. 我的天阿 真是太太太…沒有人想過自己是哪裡來的
-See this pocket? -Yes. -看到這個口袋嗎? -看到了
Okay, the pocket is a vagina, okay? 好 這個口袋就是陰道
And if you want to have child, daddy has to put his penis in the pocket. Do you understand? 如果想要一個寶寶 就必須把陰莖放到這個口袋裡 懂嗎?
Ew. 噁。
So the penis goes into the vagina, goes inside… 陰莖放到陰道裡 放進…
Can we just watch the video or not? 到底要不要看影片?
-Does this sound uncomfortable? -Yes. -聊這個是不是很尷尬? -對
Yeah, sorry about that. 我想也是 不好意思啦
You’re gonna look the world more different now. 妳會看到更不一樣的世界
Click below to watch the individual videos. 點擊影片下方 看各個小萌娃的逗趣反應!

對於性這件事,東方人相對較少在小孩面前提起,一來是較保守、二來可能想說學校老師會教,一般家長鮮少主動教育這件事情,但其實這是成長中非常重要的一部分,正確的觀念要趁早建立。今天就來分享一下性教育的過程,到底會發生哪些有趣的事呢?

 

Intercourse:往來、互動、交往、性交

vagina:陰道

weird:奇怪

provide:提供

Fluid:流動的、液體

Sperm:精子

Float:漂浮

Pocket:口袋


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